Michael Phelps is a great point, actually. Medical tests have shown he produces around 50% less lactic acid than his competitors, which is HUGE biological advantage for... virtually any athletic endeavor! No one demanded he give up his medals retroactively, nor were there lactic acid tests intoduced to level the…

One of the (not the only) ways to look at the reason separate some men’s and women’s sports exist is that there are 2 statistically different populations out there, and that lumping them together would be inherently unfair (or uninteresting, if you prefer) to one population.

He would have killed and eaten Kobe.

I assumed it would be like this:

Chris Paul? I usually blame Chris Paul. 

You should really take your talents to Dead Letters.  The grammar and tone are pitch-perfect.

“The Rockets, on no less than seven occasions, did likeable things that were ignored by commenter Buldops, Mr. Buldops, including...”

I’d love to see a report of every free throw that James Harden has taken that he doesn’t deserve.

Zero sympathy for a pair of professional flop merchant crybabies who play the basketball equivalent of Let Me Speak To Your Manager and apparently have never heard of the boy who cried wolf. Let them lose in 4.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Stop looking for excuses to not eject Chris Paul from a game.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

On Sunday, Smith had his most creative game since arriving in New York, finishing with 13 assists to go with 19 points and six assists

Also, the reference was already made in the piece itself.

Serious question: do people still enjoy watching football? Like, does the actual act of the game bring you joy? I reduced my football viewing to only Packers games and even then I spent more time apoplectic at the refs than marveling at the acts of athletic prowess on the field. The Super Bowl this year had my…

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

If you don’t like basketball, it is.

It’s hard to see his face in the video, but I’m pretty sure this guy has a membership to every gym I’ve ever been to.