The ball was still loose while Gordon was dismayed and walking up the court. He had time to go back and defend

The NFL’s approach to rules brings to mind Terry Pratchett’s Horseradish Sauce Hypothesis, which is as follows:

I mean why wouldn’t I root for some dickbag on a super-successful team I don’t care for, it just makes sense.

Yeah, I mostly meant that his height is arguably a disadvantage in terms of his primary weapon (his long-range shot), not that he himself is short enough that he should be on the list of “I can’t believe that guy could play the way he did at that height” (Iverson, Webb, Bogues, both Isiah and Isaiah Thomas, etc.).…

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

You have him mistaken with someone else. He’s an airline pilot. 

“If it’s American I like it. It’s all American stuff,” Trump says, of table piled with burgers from McD’s, Wendy’s, and Burger King. Another held Domino’s and fries, per pool.

Even on review. He never had control.

I’ll always remember exactly where I was when I learned of the tragic cancellation of the First Responder Bowl, which was this article, which was also the place where I first learned of the tragic existence of the First Responder Bowl.

It just viscerally makes me SO, SO HAPPY when the Rockets suck. CP3 is an asshole. James Harden is an asshole, and a flopping sack of crap. Fuck’em! I love this.

Burneko works at Cap One Arena?

people read articles before commenting?

Rickey?

Get that guy out on the Eschaton courts

I’d never heard of Stephen Elliot before this lawsuit.

Parking might suck, but where else can you get a ferry to drop you off and pick you up at the stadium doorstep?

Are we really certain this is Vlad’s kid? His dad wouldn’t have taken that fourth pitch in a game, let alone batting practice.

Sessions. Just so I can blow marijuana smoke in his face and tell him I’m fucking his daughter.

Albert makes an incredibly salient point - ALL of these assholes have the stupidest fucking haircuts. I think it’s a testament to the fact that they have no one in their lives that really loves them; no one will look them in the eye and tell them, from the heart, “you look like you enjoy yelling at high school…

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.