Never tweet.

That’s an overstatement.

Counterpoint: the Winter Olympics are bad and corrupt and boring and should be canceled altogether

That’s not a Canadian Goose.

I’ll be the one to say it, baby feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.

It’s not even teachers accidentally killing students that worries me. I taught 7th grade for a while. I am also fairly comfortable around guns (grew up in the sticks where guns were ubiquitous and shooting stuff for food or fun was normal and part of my childhood). No way in hell would I want a gun in a classroom. I…

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

1/4: We’re all our own, unique, pricks. It’s a tough life.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

Lies, collusion, Russia...it’s all one big mess, which is why I think that we must follow the money. Except that won’t be easy.

Man, his boss is going to be piste off.

One of the reasons why I left the profession (I was in print, not TV, for what it’s worth, so at least my shame wasn’t caught on camera) was because I just came to loathe the inhumane ways in which my bosses expected me to treat people. Here’s a prime example: We got a report into the office late one night about a…

I don’t know if ‘liking Asians more than Jews’ is really all that complex.

I read that the same way.

Yea, as Jon Lovett eloquently put it: the problem with working at the White House is that you are surrounded by the kind of people who would take a job in this White House.

I try to follow Maggie Haberman’s reporting, and while I certainly could have missed (or misinterpreted) something, I don’t recall anything she’s written being kind or sympathetic toward Porter or the WH’s handling of this. I’m surprised they would have expected favorable coverage from her.

None of the reporters in the meeting had any stories that were particularly favorable to Porter.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

Seriously, she should try to get them to appear in one of her campaign ads. “My son isn’t a good fit for our state, his policies are against everything we as Wisconsinites stand for. Also, he never calls me and still doesn’t know how to clean his room. Thank you.”