Guys I think we found Austin Rivers’ burner account

because Chris Paul is a dick

it’s equally clear that the reason GS and Houston don’t like each other is that the Rockets’ best players and culture-setters are world-class assholes

Joe Morgan was on the Office ???!!!??!1?/!?/1!??

When it’s all said and done he’ll be in the TV Hall of Fame, he basically invented Parks & Rec and The Good Place

Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe - supreme athletic talents aside - a person whose heart’s desire appears to be playing for whatever team the 2019 Los Angeles Lakers can build around him might just be ... stupid?

You can reasonably say you enjoy the Warriors more without Durant but if you actually believe the words you typed up there you’re a fucking moron.

Lake Havasu City is actually pretty far from Phoenix but just to be on the safe side we’ll be adding this comment to the terrorist watch list

I feel like he’s probably more impacted than most players by a fucked up finger on his shooting hand-

Thanks for this breakdown of Klay’s so-stupid-it-was-brilliant play. I watched it live and really hadn’t been able to process how insanely idiotic the whole thing was until reading that paragraph.

No, it’s not a complex issue.  She’s a woman who’s stronger and faster than most other women.  We as a society obviously have much to figure out; but all you have to figure out is that being naturally good at sports isn’t unfair to everyone else.

I was unaware that she has XY chromosomes.

she is and was authentically a member of the “woman” category, with the exception of her outlier T status

Hey Mike, you misspelled Caster’s name, which is not even remotely the worst way in which you mischaracterized her ...

you have to have some type of definition of what a woman/female is.

yes, yes, think of the feelings of the rich white young adults who never tried in school because they knew they didn’t have to ... 

(but also Chris Paul)

If I were you I would blame whoever it was who killed your love of sports, which I suspect would involve looking in a mirror

Green, Thompson, Iggy, and Durant are all really good defenders

As far as I’m concerned James Harden wouldn’t deserve free throws if the opposition signed Bill Laimbeer himself mid-game and Bill sprinted onto the court to deliver a flying kick to Harden’s nuts.