ninebillmuellers
Nine Bill Muellers
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But the landing foul is a landing foul.

Meanwhile, the Rockets are hated because they’re corny and a tough watch

I didn’t say I hold it against him - I love scowly god man, he is great! - but can we agree that it is even easier to root for a god man who is playful and smiley?

The other way this god man is different from the other god man is this god man smiles a bunch and is cool and seems well-liked and the other god man is a permanently scowling psychopath

As a Warriors fan with enough objectivity to acknowledge that they’ve undeniably become villains, I’m just glad the Rockets are around to be reliably more obnoxious.

Please note that none of these scary proposals amount to or advocate an abandonment of border enforcement. Personally I don’t give a shit about that, because immigration is good and society should welcome it,

I know this was filed this morning but maybe it’d be good at this stage to edit out the lighthearted thing about Baer doing ragey violence ...

Ah yes, his “civil discourse.”

This whole thread is you saying that a powerful, polished asshole who punches down is better than a powerless, crass asshole who punches up.  It’s like Blue Lives Matter for the opinion wars.

1. You would shoot closer to 2.2% than 22%

it is an extremely bad take

Audio-only Steph might be the whitest dude in the NBA

this may surprise you to learn but it is possible for more than one thing to be bad

The idea of Kevin Durant finding anything corny is funny to me.

You need to get better at eating wings

The only non-Portland NBA team he would even begin to make sense on is Brooklyn, right?

It really is remarkable - no matter how big and bright your flashing “this is sarcasm” sign is, you’ll still get a dozen angry replies taking you literally ...

This is the perfect ending to a game played in a foreign arena - it comes down to the wire, ends on an exciting play as the clock expires, and there’s a very good chance that thousands of the people in attendance - even many who were paying close attention - had no fucking clue which team won for a while.

I agree with you that they are separate things. In both categories, my list goes:

It’s incredible to me that he can get that 3 point shot off at the rate he does even when he’s guarded by taller guys.