I mentioned the vegetables

(I mean, probably you’re just a troll, but the persona you’re projecting in this thread is an insane person)

“And yet none of the games has been remotely suspenseful or in doubt.”

Your mind’s ability to ignore simple arithmetic in service of the story it wishes to tell itself is impressive. Every one of these games has been single digits in the 4th quarter.

Your intentions here are I think good but please try not to scold this woman for her feelings, which *are* 100% real whether or not you think they are “factually wrong,” whatever that means.

It’s cool though because we also have the good ocean and the good mountains and all the fruits and vegetables

I am consistently blown away by this take. The Warriors are up 3-0 because they are the better team but this series has given us three great, highly competitive games *all* of which - even game 2! - could have gone either way. The Cavs held two double-digit leads in this one! The lead seesawed all 4th quarter! LeBron…

“part of that is due to the fact that the Cavs sold out on defense trying to stop him”

Embarrassed, unloved, and with no one paying him any attention. That is the ultimate punishment this narcissistic fuck deserves.

I have watched video of him delivering the snake parable but never invested the time to learn what point he claimed to be making with it. I see now how deploying it as a gross anti-immigrant screed makes sense; I assumed before that maybe it was about Hillary or “swamp creatures” or whatever, but it really doesn’t…

Happy families are all alike.

Danny White didn’t deserve a title.

I always heard “word ‘em up”

he’s insanely talented and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise

it’s frustrating that the talent level on the two teams is so lopsided

I’m a Warriors fan and even I get the Warriors hate. They added the second-best player in the world to what was already the best team in history. I agree with you they’re super fun to watch - hell, they’re fun to watch against the damn Mavericks - but it’s not hard to understand why fans of other teams think that’s…

I don’t understand why no shot clock violation, ball never hit the rim

I don’t actually think it’s gonna go seven but I’m amazed how people keep insisting this is clearly gonna be a walkover. The Warriors miraculously escaped game one, and could easily have lost game two. Cleveland is actually good, and LeBron has been unbelievable. This is the same position the Cavs were in last series…

For what it’s worth I think it was a block, but I can’t be sure that opinion isn’t hopelessly entangled with my rooting interest. Even a fellow herb texted me to say she thinks it was a charge.

This article confuses me because after writing this standalone first graf -