This game, man.

Please edify me as to why the anthem playing or not playing is relevant in relation to an employer being able to set a code of conduct for employees?

[psst: I think he was talking about JR]

I actually spent significant time trying to decide whether to make my joke about Swaggy or Javale before hitting publish

This is the objectively correct take

Can we all agree that Nick Young would have intentionally fouled JR

Samantha, you cant hold a candle to Ivanka.

having, as I do, a penis, I can assume the question asks me to consider whether I would nose-fuck him, and while it doesn’t sound that great one thing you have to consider is how many bona fide opportunities does one really get to nose-fuck

Everything bad that happens to this dude is just punishment for the stupid fucking way his parents spelled his stupid fucking name

It behooves a broadcaster, saddled with the task of reporting on such a chaotic scene, to avoid champing at the bit, rein in his emotions and deliver the news with equiniminty

We call this the “Mike Flynn Jr.” theory

For his part, Rizzo didn’t deny that he was trying to break up the double play, but also said he wasn’t sliding with the intent to hurt Diaz

God bless youtube, where you can already find a clip showing all 27 misses:

the lack of foul calls on Golden State

As a fellow herb, I’m not gonna go so far as to root for the goddamn Rockets but the Warriors’ dumbass play is not inspiring me to root very hard for them. They didn’t deserve to not be down 20 in this garbage game.

no puppets

Weird, now it feels like you didn’t even watch the game. Steph never touched the ball on the possession.

Someone was. (Draymond)

It feels like you didn’t really read my comment, where I say that I liked not calling a timeout at first, but I thought it became really clear with a pretty healthy amount of time left that the transition opportunity had yielded nothing good. It’s then that I thought he should have called one (as Draymond was…

I think he only sat him for about 4 and a half minutes but point taken.