ninebillmuellers
Nine Bill Muellers
ninebillmuellers

Same fight, different front.

It’d be far too difficult to figure out where exactly to bisect a human top/bottom - to be on the safe side better to cut them down the middle head-to-ass

What the fuck took so long?

Sure, but he is going to file that lawsuit and write that book and defend himself against those inquiries with or without the money of others that he doesn’t need. If people want to help the victims of these shitty wannabe tin-potters how about giving to some people in actual need, or to an organization that helps

These clowns are either: so crooked they don’t care about how stuff like this appears; too stupid to know how shady it looks; or both.

The short version: “fuck your ‘sorry you were offended’ - ‘sorry I was offensive’ or gtfo”

Putative apologies of the form “I’m sorry if you were offended” are the calling card of assholes who are actually not at all sorry for being assholes. Even if you take Laura at her word that she feels genuine sympathy for David and his schoolmates, the focus on their maybe-hurt feelings rather than her own shitty

lol like I’m gonna listen to a “expert” who calls it a “basketball match”

(woops - ProPublica has now retracted the part of the story that tells this anecdote)

It’s clear already that she’ll face some tough questions but the Senate will confirm her; centrist voices are already lining up behind the talking point that she was “just following orders” in overseeing a torture program.

“My fellow ostriches: I have exhaustively searched every sandhole in this desert and I have found NO EVIDENCE OF LIONS”

“When people say, ‘Where is Ivanka and why is she silent on X, Y, Z?,’ they don’t understand how any White House works,”

A modern-day Gavrilo Princip

“Never again will I prevaricate or omit or mislead—intentionally or not.”

But the answer to 1 could be, not “yes,” but “‘yes,’” as in “my reaction would be to say the word ‘yes’ because I like men and my mother was a prostitute.” Mr. Ferguson is just taking the entirely reasonable position that gay sons-of-whores need immediate, emergent psychiatric intervention. That’s just common sense

Mark Jackson makes Mike Singletary look like a genius.

Hilariously, the Warriors still have the NBA’s most stacked team even when deprived of the greatest shooter of all time—they came back to beat the Spurs last night when Kevin Durant just kinda decided it was time to—so they should be okay in the short term.

After Thirteen Months Of Credulous ‘Is This Trump’s Pivot?’ Reporting, Will News Of Developing North Korea Talks Finally Be The Opportunity The Media Seizes To Realize Trump Will Never Fucking Pivot?

These students, and through his defense of them Alex Pareene, show remarkable intellectual cowardice when rather than refute provocative thought they resort to shouting it down. That’s dumb.