Girls develop sexually on average two years earlier than boys. I think the percentage of late-teenage boys who still look like little kids (and thus whom it would be “creepy” to even think of as sexually attractive) is significantly higher than the percentage of late-teenage girls who do. Maybe that’s a result of…

She should call on him to play tennis against her.

Here’s the other thing - the “little box” is actually the heart of the matter! No one gave a shit what he thought until he decided to publicly announce “hey guys, I’ve been checking out the contents of this little box over here!”

I don’t get the appeal of trolling, but well played.

Luckily, deadspin dot com is here to play the part of Trae Young hype machine in case his dad is unwilling to step up.

Early-career Steph was a defensive liability. If you’re seriously claiming that right now Steph and IT are in the same universe as defenders you don’t watch NBA basketball.

Okay, armor up. You’re delusional about your ability to shoot any more than a few individuals in a group of 50 ultra-fast birds of prey that, per the terms of the problem, are hell-bent on killing you, but whatever.

That’s a fun fantasy. Good luck hitting even one of those 150mph divebombers; and if you do get lucky on the first one, it’s all going to hell after the second one claws your eyes out.

I don’t know but I’m pretty sure the eagles can’t be brainwashed into lining up single file like goddamn idiots

Could my dogs outrun the eagles?

It absolutely matters what kind of gun. The gun in that picture is worthless against the buffalo and the grizzlies, and there’s no gun in existence that can deal with 10,000 rats or 50 fuckin’ eagles.

Unless you live inside a bank vault those cape buffalo are not particularly impressed by your door.

I legit cannot at all tell what your comment is supposed to say about clam chowder but I hope you and your sister patch things up ...

No. NO. NO! This is bullshit. This is American cheese trying to be cheddar cheese, when it is not even cheese at all!

This is like saying “pizza is trash because lamb chops are better.” You are talking about two completely different foods. American cheese is not even cheese. Putting it on a sandwich with meat is, we can all agree, idiocy.

There is an acceptable use of american cheese and it is: melted between two slices of fried, buttered white bread, cut on the diagonal, and dipped into a tomato- and/or clam-based soup.

Somebody needs to get Draymond Green pissed off about this, buy him a few drinks, and shove a microphone in his face.

“There were so many on-time train arrivals to discuss at the meeting, we only had ten minutes to talk about this gas chamber thing.”

If you want to ask Tennys Sandgren about his views, there’s no need to try and vaguely link him to unsavory figures or movements. Ask him about what he has written, plainly, in his own words.

I’m now convinced this dumb-dumb literally decided to become a professional tennis player entirely based on his dumb-dumb name.