This is a whole lot of words to answer a question answered just as well by a simple GIF of Joe Theismann’s lower leg.

I’m sure this is all Very Smart but I prefer in this instance to trust my gut which tells me that the Chris Paul Problem is a karma and/or chemistry problem, in that his career nicely demonstrates that while you can win if you’re a huge dick to everyone else, it’s pretty tough to win if you’re a dick to your own…

I watched the clip and I can’t say that I can discern whether anyone involved is making a coherent point.

I really, really hope little Asteriskette is (and remains forever) ignorant of your kinja pseudonym.

I look forward to the incoming comms director knifing John Kelly over his disloyal show of sympathy to Jim Comey.

This seems like John Kelly showing good judgment until you remember that he willingly signed on to help run this fucking clown show.

people who don’t use a hyphen to clarify the resign/re-sign ambiguity are monsters

Two things:

That Kushner/Barron tweet. How does the “witch hunt” sentence fragment not get an exclamation point? Seriously, try reading it out loud. Like, is his heart not in it anymore?

Nonsense. Watching him compete with Harden and CP for who can be the biggest complainer on the NBA’s new least likeable team (by a mile!) is going to be a DELIGHT.

“Yarrr, look at me treasure!”

I too enjoy mocking Donald Trump. But aside from looking like the goober he always looks like, there is nothing in this video to mock. A science guy came up with a strong bottle. The President helped him stage a corny display of the bottle’s strongness. Every President does innocuous dumb stuff like this.

Not taking note of the hype around not just these, but any, minor league baseball players is just one of the six impossible things I do before breakfast every morning.

Exempting Barron from your hoping is of course the best look, but you know goddamn well he’s at least as miserable as anyone else in the family.

We also would have accepted “If you’re looking for marathon training advice, you’re delusional if you think you’re normal.”

That’s a hell of a parenthetical

52 USC § 30121. You realize campaigns pay money for opposition research, right?

If Junior you’d pillory - what about Hillary?

The flack wouldn’t give his name, saying he was just “here helping out with PR.”

You all are just parsing the headline wrong. Nice troll, Chris.