That becomes clear once one clicks the link; the tweet, however, was misleading at best.

Thanks for giving the rest of us license to be respectable human beings; you should give it a whirl sometime yourself.

do your research there are no skeletal muscles in the fingers

“Je suis Charlie Brown”

Imagine a father who could spontaneously summon multiple “he’s a good guy”s in defense of a political associate he’d known less than two years and fired after less than a month on the job, but who, having had a couple days to think about what to say in support of his own flesh and blood, could only offer “my son is a…

what are you talking about baby poop is the least foul-smelling of all the human poops

(I believe American League play is a superior product with superior players ....)

He should start selling cartoon balloons in town

I like Uran Uran ‘cause he’s ungry like the olf

Yeah that’s the best part of this story - as any law student knows, these suits would be going nowhere if the team could resell those seats without taking a loss - which means their decision to file suit in the first place pretty much commits them to the position “no one could possibly want to pay nearly as much as…

The prosecutor went on: “What’s especially disappointing is that for the first three-quarters of the trial he made all the right fashion choices. If you just look at the overall numbers, on paper he looks like one of the best-dressed defendants I’ve prosecuted, and yet when it really counted he choked.

What about pregame human bowling pin topples? (This is the saddest thing about the Warriors probably losing Ian Clark.)

If everyone could just let each other exist without lecturing each other on how to do it,

Nancy’s.

You keep wanting my claim to be “Russ was obviously far and away the MVP.” That wasn’t my claim. Not all truths are obvious; not all wins are blowouts.

Second out of 450 is not “bad.” But first is “better.”

“It’s easy to argue for X” = “X is wrong, but not overwhelmingly.”

There are lots of people, including Steph, whom I’d rather have on my basketball team.

I didn’t even realize I’d made a poop joke!