Your first post was good - “empty calories” was an innovative turn of bullshittery that could easily have fallen out of the mouth of, say, Colin Cowherd - but this one lacks flair and seems like it’s trying too hard; it’s almost enough to make me think you actually believe in your garbage take.

I think you missed my point.

Pete Rose was the single-most prolific hitter in MLB history

Have you watched the video? Because Castile did in fact chat and hand over paperwork. He then very calmly informed the officer that he was carrying a firearm.

I’ve been to downtown Cleveland. If owning that is Gilbert’s sole ambition, he’s even more fucked up than I thought.

Honestly Loopstok is maybe better backwards too.

The pound or so you give up in weight is made up for in an increased durability and (probably) a cheaper bike.

Quite apart from this excellent analysis of the deep cultural roots of Miller’s mysoginistic characterization of her behavior - he’s just wrong as hell on the substance! “It didn’t seem like there was any effort to try to get to a real question,” he blathers. What the fuck hearing were you watching, dude? Harris…

The memes were, I’m pretty sure, not Obama’s doing. If you want to call his jokes petty and childish, fine. I think he generally demonstrated a good sense for when and what kind of humor was appropriate but you’re free to disagree. But you cite the WH correspondent’s dinner, which surely you know is a roast - if that…

This is pretty much a repeat of an old This American Life story - ff to 6:00 here.

Good for you. Obama never acted like a petty child either.

If they decline, the classy thing to do would be to mail him a gift:

That lower-lip grab at 0:47!

And now Trump is considering firing the Special Counsel, which he actually can do, albeit awkwardly. House Intel Ranking Member Adam Schiff fired back, with far more confidence in his spineless GOP colleagues than seems warranted by any of their past shrugging.

How did you write this article without talking about Trump

I hardly know the man, I’m not going to say, I want you to pledge allegiance. Who would do that? Who would ask a man to pledge allegiance under oath? I mean think of it, I hardly know the man, it doesn’t make sense. No, I didn’t say that and I didn’t say the other.

Zaza can’t catch or finish at the rim. Like, he is TERRIBLE at those things. Watching him try to catch passes in traffic and make layups is agonizing. Otherwise - he is a pretty good midrange shooter; a surprisingly good positional defender; a good boxer-outer; a pretty good passer; and he runs the floor very well.

This is a good comment.

Okay, “undeniably” was a little strong. KD is obviously a hell of an offensive player. Having watched nearly every Warriors game this season, though, I would assert that Steph was their most impactful player on the offensive end. Here is a pretty good, nerdy argument for that. Here is a less nerdy illustration. The…

Curry is undeniably the Warriors’ best offensive player. KD can obviously get good iso looks when he needs to but - last night’s clutch time notwithstanding - those aren’t what wins them the series. When Curry is on the floor, he moves around like crazy and their offense is terrifying. Take a look at the +/- stats,…