Final minutes, down thirty, season over. Fifth highest-paid player in the league is on the floor, just clownin’ around (like he does at all other times.) This team was so fucking absurd.

I’ve listened to much of the postgame audio from this series and that guy’s questions, language barrier or no, have been consistently pointless and long-winded. So in addition to giving offense this one time, he just kinda sucked all along.

I will be shocked if the Warriors sign KD, because I think it would be dumb and they don’t seem dumb.

I’d bet money it’s not a grade 3. Not only did it not look that bad (seriously, “all but the most hardened orthopedists should turn away”? - his knee doesn’t even deform), but I’m sure the trainers did stability tests at halftime. If he’d completely torn an MCL they would have noticed, and he would definitely not have…

Wow, and here all this time I was thinking, “If only there was a way to create an event at which the bride and groom’s friends could all party together!”

About that Bogut/Howard play. Are you saying the refs missed what should have been a flagrant? Okay, that’s reasonable. But Bogut was in fact called for a common foul. Howard got his free throws, and of course bricked them. The first thing the refs missed on that play was a blatant arm-sweep foul by Dwight on the…

“You shipped a bionic ankle through the fucking mail?”

I would also enjoy one that is just five minutes of Shaun Livingston canning turnaround jumpers over helpless defenders.

Kobe is about as poor a substitute for Jordan as “of” is for “have.”

My extrapolation method gets me 103. Curry made just over half his 3s, so if he’d taken the 21 that Kobe took he’d have made 11 for 33 points; he made ALL his 2s, so if he’d taken the 29 (!!!) that Kobe took, that’s 58 more; and he made all his free throws, of which Kobe took 12.

J.J. Reddick is a good NBA basketball player. I am surprised to hear it suggested that people think otherwise.

See there’s your problem man, when you’re picking up a razor for someone you wanna wrap it in a skirt and stick it under your shirt, and whatever you do don’t wave it into the air until you’re safely back home, sitting and laughing around the pile.

Hey wait, come back ... I liked it

Yeah, totally.

edit - since the bushes are in focus, it is probably in the foreground and not the background, which means it is maybe a smaller variety of fluttering insect.

I hate to actually answer this, but it’s a butterfly that’s far enough away to be significantly out of focus. You can see it fluttering. I am 95% confident.

This deserves way more stars

In a comment thread full of people saying dumb things, this is one of the dumbest. Per 100 possessions, the Warriors are fifth in the league in opponents’ points per game.

I lived in Oakland for ten years and would never have considered moving to San Francisco, but ranking Oakland above San Francisco is objectively insane. (Indeed, New York is the only arguably reasonable candidate for ranking higher than San Francisco.)

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