Andy Schleck broke the race open with good tactics and the kind of grit one does not normally associate with natives of a grand duchy

I discovered that the birth certificate couldn't be changed

Cutler's therapist is excited at the news that Jay had finally registered something.

"Hey ref, why didn't you stop the fight?"

The Garcias also registered for a cupcake carrier, but the motorcycle was out of James' price range.

Circle Me Bert

Johnson's lawyer plans to fight the charge, noting that his client was ID'ed in a lineup conducted by detective Wilhelm von Osten.

records indicate Johnson was charged with this same offense in October, 2002

After they are removed they old railings will be cut into 11 foot sections, to be distributed to Deadspin commenters wishing to contribute to this story.

Whereas I brought a consistent level of mediocrity for much of the day ...

At 1:03 in, I haven't ruled out the latter.

This isn't a damnation of the Yankees

It's not at all surprisin', matey, that you'd be seein' a Pirates fan on the R train.

it was, at least, an actual, edible pie

The UCLA brief was much simpler, proclaiming Snyder to be a "rich, entitled douchebag who would fit right in at USC."

Unhappily for the plaintiff, but happily for freedom of speech, a showing of material falsity requires a showing of departure from the truth that would matter to a reader

+1

When they cut the first piece and went to hand it to the birthday boy, Ryan Fitzpatrick was seen plugging his nose. Asked why, he replied: "I'm pretty sure Stevie's about to drop ass."

A Tony Bennett fan might have had his heart buried in San Francisco, but Otto was always more of a Springsteen guy.

Tony Parker is Belgian, not French