The "all scoring plays get challenged" rule has these officials flummoxed. Twice tonight they've made very obviously wrong TD calls on the "better safe than sorry" theory since it was going to be reviewed anyway. I assume the call on Bush's TD was some kind of backlash from that - even in real time it was basically…

Orcas: Nom Nom Nom

McNabb to the Vikings is step one of the franchise's plan to fix up the Metrodome. Step two is they coat all the footballs with anti-fungals and disinfectant; they figure by the end of the first practice, every square inch of the turf ought to be sterile.

Soon, our pets' heads will be falling off.

Rich Dubee made it known with a thinly veiled no-comment

This is the second time in as many days I have seen the phrase "a few days of Chin stroking and finger wagging" in print, because just yesterday I was reading Dikembe Mutombo's blog entry about his retirement tour.

He is driven to prove to doubters that he can play, after teams passed on him in April's draft.

... and then put a rope between his teeth and dragged said van, complete with its cargo of showgirls, a record 54 meters.

It is the quintessential profile of what a modern conference can be.

Observers predict that with his height and athleticism he'll do well at the net, but no one seriously believes he can challenge El Chapo Guzman's kills record.

The Bengals shouldn't expect Palmer to go gently. It took Roy Horn seven years to finally get the hint.

After seeing Alomar's truck back up traffic all over Cooperstown, city officials are considering designating an HIV lane.

[Later]

R.A. Dickey Totally Just Almost Ate His Boogers

For us the swagger was developed by demonstrated performance and from having a chip on your shoulder

Sanchez may not have a ring, but I'd like to see that old drunk Namath try to pull off that kind of shadow chihuahua.

@EWMustache

Whereas J.J. Barea would jump at the opportunity to touch his arms.

a state that only legalized tattoos in 2006

Team Katusha is all in favor, expecting a magical ride from Vladimir Karpets.