The most awkward moment, though, was when the pastor turned to the best man and, in an unfortunate effort to liven up the proceedings, shouted "Show me the rings, LeBron!"

The plaintiff's lawyer declined comment, stating he will not speak publicly on the matter until the Supreme Court writ has been broughten.

After a while, no matter how many incentives Jason Whitlock offered, he never got any "pull my finger" takers.

This thing with putting the talismans of athletic success directly on the skin is becoming a trend. First the WWE fan, then this guy, and now comes the news that in this year's Tour de France, the winner of the King of the Mountains competition gets an evening with Lindsay Lohan.

In the most brilliant move of his legal career, Antonio Alfonseca's lawyer insisted that all of his contracts be consummated by pinky promise, and is now able to successfully argue that his client's covenants are void for vagueness.

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our first win (suck it Abbott Tech).

Baseball's already so slow-paced ... these kind of interruptions are really a drag.

I just drafted Peyton Manning on my fantasy football team

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The other apartments have this same feature, but in all but this one there's a curtain covering the top window. For some reason Mr. Rosenberg took it down as soon as he moved in.

The baptist church in my neighborhood has a very similar window. Of course, theirs is 25 feet high and filled with brown stained glass.

Pandora's Boxx: USWNT Can't Close Lid On Victory, Falters In Shootout; Hope Left Solo

giant, oozing gash

Live WSOP coverage DUAN:

America's soccer-loving, headline-penning punsters may just have a new sweetheart. I, for one, think Pia Zadora-ble

North Korea is so behind the times. In the rest of the world, to extract liquid from a hairy 4-centimeter gland no incision is required - just a red tube.

Bulls On Parade

Look kid - I know you look up to NBA players and you want to be cool, but I promise you Daniel Gibson does not get your Farrakhan outfit, nor the Tommie Smith reference.

I told that little bitch Talking Football - There Can Only Be One.