The sitting pee is the only acceptable technique for two situations: guest in the home of another; and erection that won't subside. And is perfectly fine for other situations like too lazy to stand, don't want to make too much noise, or you just feel like it. Don't get too engrossed in Glamour, though; too much…

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Damn, ran out of time to edit - makes more sense with this one:

Crooked Promoter

St. Jude's, of course, continues to hold out hope.

I believe in a lot of things.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel about Mick McCarthy, Roy?

Tragically, on her first diplomatic mission to Australia, the new ambassador was gunned down by a hard-of-hearing farmer who, having suffered extensive crop damage, no longer had any regard for the laws protecting threatened marsupials.

Until Michael Ventris came along, the Mycenaeans had a stranglehold on the Bronze Age record for despicable, undecipherable WARs.

If you don't have the time to read the whole thing, just wait for the cross-post to Gizmodo, which will only feature Mendoza, Uecker, Merkle and Throneberry.

Nice going. All that work the members of the 8th Cavalry Regiment had done to suppress their Dora memories and you go and bring it up.

Deadspin would like to thank Rick Reilly for his help in reporting the Kurt Rambis firing and the makeup of the Roger Clemens jury.

The previous record for optimistic forecasting was set by the San Diego Chargers on April 18, 1998.

I was less than half-serious. And I'm well aware that AT is funnier than me roughly 99.5% of the time.

I might even lower your percentage; so much of what they do is stupid and boring. But they sometimes hit it completely out of the park. Witness.

Stupid sour grapes DUAN: My Sir Mix-a-Lot joke was funnier and more sophisticated than AzureTexan's - and despite taking the time to make it mathematically accurate, I still got there first. And yet that star-clad prick gets all the kudos.

Fuck, now mine just looks derivative.

It is a little known fact that the Segway was invented after AzureTexan made a particularly off-the-wall Gizmoduck/Gizmodo pun.

FERPA is a law that protects the privacy of student education records.

This can't be right. According to my calculations, Jose Bautista's optimal height based on Total BACK is just 5 1/4 inches. Either the numbers are wrong, or science may have to reconsider the Mix-a-Lot Theorem.