You know, if Terry Gross is going to keep taking so much time off, they should just cancel Fresh Air. The guest hosts fucking blow. That's why my vanity plate reads "FUBNCULI".

/TJ

"Wow, that's a lot of Charing Cross homes."

"Just because I could see it coming doesn't mean I'm not dying."

Barry Petchesky —It's a thing!

I don't know, his departure may indicate that he's mellowed on the yellow journalism claim.

What the fuck does a blogger know about comeuppance?

My similar attempt to recreate Tiger's dominant 2000 U.S. Open at Pebble playing PGA Tour 11 not only failed, but left me with no money to pay for the gonorrhea treatments.

"It makes your beard look all gay" is exactly why Tom wishes Katie would knock it off with the fucking tap dancing already.

The celebration at the Bristow Helicopter Flight Training Academy was bittersweet. But the local hand surgeon did call it "the most exciting day of my life."

OK, it's gonna be shitty.

There's no explanation. The name - like this comment - came out of left field.

The Boston Bruins' KissCam feature always strikes me as a creepy abuse of power.

My true value is clouded too, but it's just because Snoop Dogg lives next door to my neighborhood hardware store.

Coincidentally, the dick-suckingest celebration of Michael Jackson's 50th hit also involved a Faustian bargain and a balloon-watching child.

Friends wishing to pay last respects to "Great Impostor" Barry Bremen should plan to attend 11:00 a.m. services at First United Methodist Church in Brownwood, Texas today, after which he will be transported to the cemetery in traditional style on the back of a fire truck.

This is the most obvious joke setup since Ricky Williams attended my experimental Bikram martial arts class.

It was just a two-inning stint, and it's now over; Kruk and Kuip will be back after these messages. Not surprisingly, though, Bob and Al got their money's worth, injecting an entire game's worth of I-just-researched-this-team-last-night irrelevancies.

Terrible broadcasting DUAN: Bob Costas and Al Michaels are currently holding forth on CSN Bay Area's Mets-Giants broadcast. Predictably, it's awful.

It generally depends on the character of the person who dies. A guy who is an asshole will get made fun of more quickly