Interpol sources in Pittsburgh are reporting that a suspicious Czech man was recently overheard talking about wanting to go over Montmorency Falls in a barrel.

"See, usually how it works is, black folks buy crap on layaway - not the other way around."

I'm a little surprised Sexy Sax Man did not work out with, of all teams, the Jazz.

The spinning in this labor dispute has become remarkable.

Ninja was indeed doing housekeeping yesterday; lost my star as well. As it was in response to a comment that was merely mediocre (as opposed to blindingly awful) I'm interpreting the message as "quality, not quantity." We'll see if I can get it back ...

Chris Floyd shot Davies last fall for a filmed series called "How They Get Dressed," which documents how people get dressed.

Zillo ... views his role as a "gatekeeper"

Also suspended due to unacceptable government control: Phil Ochs.

One council member explained why he voted for the proposal simply: "Our city needed help. F1 is the key."

I assume the grill is one of these.

After Jason Whitlock's visit and the ensuing egg roll shortage, internet users in China gave him a nickname that translates to "Extremely Croquettish Brother."

BBD leaves poison pen letter

Pictured: March 18, 1921 - Greg Oden helps a young Jackson Pollock with his art project.

Byrnes is there to explain what Rockies left fielder Charlie Blackmon should have done

Rumor has it she's submitting a whole new "socks" concept with far fewer sexual overtones - Hillary Clinton's pussy.

When did American tennis become MIA?

Somewhere in Sino-Japanese relations, the stumbling block is Nanking.

Re: 8:23 a.m. - sure we can always do better, but the hiring of Technical Females is definitely a winning strategy. Just ask John McEnroe - without Mary Carillo as a mixed doubles partner, he never would have won a French Open title.

George Thorogood's career isolated slugging percentage still sits at 1.000, and he prefers it that way.