Did someone throw a no-hitter?

Simple, but I like it

"Sorry, JJ - you're riding in the overhead compartment."

we never miss dong

Did you know they are the only monotremes other than echidnas, and apart from some shrews and moles, the only venomous mammals?

The Marlins' single-A affiliate has quickly responded with a similar giveaway - all fans get as many rings as Jordan won before the age of 27.

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Richard Carrión, the chairman of the IOC finance committee

Great piece, Emma.

Agreed - Blackbeard was so much more compelling than those Somali assholes

There are essentially three types of hockey games

Shit - I was all set to make an elaborately constructed, not-really-worth-the-work cheap reference joke - but wouldn't you know it those pricks at SB Nation beat me to it:

Dirk thought of a great comeback, but sadly did not get to use it as his coach asked him to stick around for the end of the game

Apparently this is just how they teach broadcasting at Cal. Witness:

Most scandalous line-crossing scandal since Smokey was forced to mark it fucking zero.

[redacted because someone beat me to it ...]

On the undercard: John Madden vs. Logan Mankins: a Lesson in Gaminess

No Giants jersey. No beating.

Derrick Caracter