Oh good, they fixed the name misspelling. Still no movement, though, on the hometown snafu; the headline typo; the multiple body typos; or the incredibly poor decision to run the article at all.

Let's review: If you're sitting in the stands, you're a spectator, a fan. If you're down on [t]he field, you're part of the team.

It's even more awesome if you read the second clause of the first sentence in an over-the-top sarcastic voice a la, say, Triumph the insult comic dog.

Ron Artest did not shove a soul

@David Hume: +1 wow - and here I was about to say that Barry's one-liner was good enough that the commenters shouldn't even try ...

@Always Winning: Agreed; he'd get along famously with Timmy and Zito.

@AlbinoRhino: I doubt a single person didn't think it said that on first read.

There were some subjects in school that were simply impenetrable to me.

@AirBratz23: Forget "pants."

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Wow, this was almost exactly what I was working on as a reply.

Hey DUAN -

@EggoROYffle:

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: We're on the edge of our seats ... did it advance to blows?

Wished-For Outcome No. 9: Bethlehem Shoals and Scott Raab find themselves with adjacent courtside seats and beat each other to death and we can all go back to never ever thinking about the NBA until May.

I have three of those all-waiver-wire players, and a pending claim on a fourth because someone in my league is an idiot. (I don't think I'll get him though.) Thought about picking up Hillis early on but didn't pull the trigger.

@Always Winning: Well, at least something on this page made me smile...

@JohnnyDrinky: He may actually punch the horse, but what I also see, pretty clearly, is another man (the rider) pulling hard on the horse's reins to make it fall down. So to say that he actually knocked out a horse is probably kind of a stretch.

who kicks a horse?

Scully did indeed make a perfect call. The home plate ump, not so much.

Let us know when you find your No. 2.