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Evan:

@NoirJuggling: Yeah seriously, Phillips had terrible run game support, but far superior With Hands In Pockets numbers.

Wade Phillips, Tom Landry, What's The Difference?

You've misspelt "misbehaviour," old chap.

Before my urethral stricture surgery, I had to answer a lot of peehole questions.

@AzureTexan: That's Hilaryous.

In a Hattiesburg roadside diner somewhere, another old gunslinger wasn't fanning anything; he had his hands full with what he likes to call his "little beauty."

@FavreFAIL: This 49er fan agrees wholeheartedly.

Okay, little Emmitt, I found a good one - open wide!

Beware "Brutus."

@NYSportsJerk: The bowl game? Who wants to talk about the bowl game? Sure, maybe they were preparing for the bowl game, but I don't think this is about the bowl game.

@ktbarry2: Pray, enlighten us as to how this dipshittery might be true. I imagine it will involve a minimal amount of citation to authority, so won't require us to read or think too hard.

@AzureTexan: +6

"That's fucking, stupid."

@FarmRaised: Just outstanding.

Last Thirty Years' Winner: Gaols, Gaols, Gaols

"Eight is a very fair number, but so is 10."