@bevraj of choice: I wouldn't dream of it.

@bevraj of choice: It helps if you don't read the story (thereby discovering that the emailer's connections are at Florida.)

Hmmm. A Person With Connections. At Auburn.

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Tomorrow in horrifying mascot unveilings, Velma rips off Rufus Bobcat's mask to reveal that all along, he was really the friendly old innkeeper from the beginning of the episode! And he would have gotten away with it, too ...

While I would submit that your first mistake was having any sympathy for Cleveland to begin with, shouldn't it have been long gone the minute Scott Raab put his insufferably whiny pen to tear-stained paper?

Another larger-than-large bust: Norma Stitz.

This is not that Liszt.

@Rynocerous: Note to other aspiring commenters - if you find yourself with the urge to point out what the guy in the video did wrong, this is how it's done.

I assume this is cross-posted to deadspin because of the #athletedong - right? I mean, at least one of those 35,000 has to be a male athlete.

@RMJ=H: +1 shrubbery

@Desi_Relaford: Did you just ... teach us how to Dougal?

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: ehhh, wassa matta wichuu?

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: You sure it wasn't Giorgio Tavecchio, just trying to avoid detection by the lynch mob?

@Always Winning: Sure, #lame is alright - but #goldlame really sparkles.

@ClueHeywood: Yeah - Emmitt Smith can smell your pun genius from here.

Clearly there were not enough people with Ericsson phones there.

Some people, their foot's up your ass and you don't even know it

@PestiEsti: Way to climb a little higher up the tree.

the first time that a bull jumped into the stands.