@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Wow.

You've Got To Be Shitting Me, Washington

Are you guys having a contest to see how many times you can use the phrase "niche sport" today?

Charles Barkley made a similar video (on VHS of course) back in the day. Opening line: "What's up Auburn fans? My favorite thing at Popeye's is the wings - but I also like to get buckets."

It'd be a Zenyatta-like come-from-behind finish, but I think Nick Collins could win this thing with one well-timed hit to that old motherfucker this Sunday.

@SavetoFavorites: That's better than hearing about Cowbones' stupid life for half an hour every Tuesday for an entire half of a television season.

What's the problem here? In a week's time she'll have been shot in the head and shipped to the glue factory; he's supposed to stick around and wait that out?

So on my browser, the headline on the front page breaks after "A" ... and judging by the picture, my brain momentarily expected the next word to be "Blowjob."

Someone named Colin C. is juvenile, incompetent and biased? That is business as usual.

Separated at birth?

My name's Mike Thomas and I COLLECT GARBAGE!

Al Michaels, on Danny Woodhead trying to and not quite making a first down: "... but he's a little bit short." Come on, Collinsworth, not even a snicker?

@IronMikeGallego: Not my first Danny Vermin joke ... probably won't be my last ... God that movie was great.

Remember the time Jack Del Rio helped Chris Hanson maim himself, and a Deadspin commenter was born?

Finally, I'm watching Johnny Dangerously right now. You?

Although it's funnier your way, a slight edit might be in order - as written it looks like a bunch of Super Bowl-winning coaches want Jerry Jones to be the next Cowboys coach.

@EdHochulisDealer: Meh - nobody notices everything. You didn't notice the blue, I didn't notice the smugness, or any hint of criticism, or any suggestion that the ad was not clever or timely.

The PGA has announced that Allenby will be fined $25,000, and that future shots to the head may warrant immediate suspension.

@SavetoFavorites: Agreed. There is someone of whom he is reminiscent, and I cannot place that someone. Can't get it out of my head ...

@StuckBetweenStations: if it bleeds, we can kill it