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Nine Bill Muellers
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So no more talk of 72 wins for a while.

Apparently they forgot to put the Adamantium in Wolverine's front teeth.

There there, poor kid in the hoodie. It gets better.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: I hear she also knits a mean sweater.

F/M/K: Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan, Eric Mangini? Discuss.

According to my Blatz research, as of 1998 three dollars and change could buy you a wicked hangover at an Ohio Circle K.

When Arenas pulled this prank on John Wall this year, it didn't really have the desired effect; due to Wall's poor IQ-judgment, he just thought it was Shinola and started buffing it out.

@Always Winning: Excellent. I'm always pleased when I can take the comments meta.

@Always Winning: There are those who would say Barbaro's epitaph is a little too blunt.

What a copycat. Shockey's had that tattoo since 2004.

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This is just the beginning of a rabid anti-French movement at the WWL. By January, we'll be watching Markett vs. Leweyvill on ESPN2, and the Saints will have to change their uniforms to ever get on MNF again.

@AzureTexan: I think you mean "Standardise." Also "Yanks'." I believe all headline references to us are required to use this word.

@LAIceBurg: I did consider the possibility that you were already ahead of me - nice.

@LAIceBurg: He coaches HS kids in Connecticut. Do you really think his players don't have that haircut, and aren't wrecking expensive cars?

The Manship School of Mass Communication

@Nine Bill Muellers: (Also, Emmitt Smith would like to know what's so funny about the cellar. [As, I expect, would any current or former Cowboy, amirite?])

Let's explore the world of macadamia.