Surely there are examples of humor here other than debasement ...

To me, Madden will always be the original telestrator boob.

Yeah, that's probably the appropriate punctuation, descriptively speaking.

I'm on a bus

Lots of great NBA action last night.

@Body By Bacardi: /bitter Spiller drafter

@BruteSquad: UT is doing fine in terms of decent busts -

"It sucks; on porpoise."

Whatever, Spain - our dickhead sports franchise leaders were doing this shit twenty years ago. America wins again.

One day, we'll play [hide and seek], and I'll hide in Vancouver.

Meanwhile in Philadelphia, a Ryan Howard banner has been taken down and replaced with a Colonial Penn billboard showing a cityscape decimated by earthquake and fire - a blackened patch of scorched earth, if you will - and the line "Helping You Move Forward."

I wish the United Association of Plumbers and Pipefitters would come up with some ways to hide the cracks.

@BestSportsFanEver: Bandwagons is what jerk-off sports fans join.

@BestSportsFanEver: Is this irony, or are you actually on all those fucking bandwagons?

In unrelated news, Jeff Garcia just bought tickets to watch his hometown Giants as they travel to Arlington, Texas to play games 3-5 of the World Series. If any crazy billionaires in the Dallas area should happen to want to have lunch with him while he's there, he's free around noon on Friday!

So ... those were just regular old showers you were herding your players into last month ... right?

She's awfully goddamn testy for someone being told she's in an actual life-threatening emergency.

What It Looks Like To Get Nailed With A Puck

I guess this dumbshit Broncos fan didn't have time to get his hands on a number 11 jersey? You know, just to make it as inappropriate as possible.

We don't really want to get into a battle of the female-fans-you'd-rather-not-have-seen, do we Brian?