I still think it was a ball. Always will, so save your little pitch-placement graphics.

Darren Sharper has so far failed to respond to Gumby's demand that he apologize for not being able to tackle a guy with a BROKEN FUCKIN' LEG, DAWG...

Michael Irvin knows all about "serious consequences ... for the player taking the blow."

trying to get the ball in there is beneficial but if its tight, look at other places

@FavreFAIL: re-edit - previous comment scanning fail.

@VivaVerlander: Seems like the line isn't so much between mock and just-plain as it is between funny and not.

@AzureTexan: How long have you been sitting on that joke, combing the site for a Jane Roe reference?

Barbuda

Just wanted to point out that an unheralded DS commenter got to the obvious Greek pastry joke about 15 hours ago:

@AzureTexan: I used to read things in the voice of Christopher Hitchens, but now [terribly insensitive esophageal cancer joke].

"Careful Cunningham - it can be rough on the inside."

Richard Cunningham pleaded guilty

Dead by suicide? That was a new one, and I had no idea what to say or do. We ceased making out ...

Punter or anyone else we don't give a fuck about

Oh, and here's the saddest part: "He didn't include the famous foam finger in the auction because the monkey doesn't know where it is."

I just wanted to take this opportunity to suggest that henceforth, the author be referred to as Broccoli Raab. This could make him the most obnoxious anthropomorphized inanimate object author to hit Deadspin since Napkin Gladwell.

@Same Sad Echo: I never said it wasn't awful.

@Same Sad Echo: It does say "San Francisco Giants" on it and feature their logo. And it's, you know, orange.

@Showkiller06: Mutton Buster?

He's helped Mack Brown bring in talent since 1995, and this news has UT fans wondering - how will Cleve land Brown's recruits now?