Emma was, I assume, crestfallen when you invited T-Pain instead.
Our Town Goes Wild
Nobody bats 1.000.
Kudos, Andy Reid. I wish I had the rhetorical skills to make beating a winless, leaderless team by three sound like a monumental achievement.
Wow, Nate Kaeding is really taking this weekend's loss hard.
Hey guys, it's Emmitt. I just dropped by, wasn't really interested in this story and wasn't going to comment but then I saw this:
The tattoo artist, however, is strictly a fan of the Columbian national team, which is why, unbeknownst to Alvarez until it was too late, he added twelve bloody bullet holes to the design. At the time, Alvarez couldn't understand why he kept shouting "Gooooool!"
Wish I had something better than MS Paint here at work. Still, this is just too easy.
What actually happened is someone started a Twitter rumor that the 49ers were considering hiring Lloyd Carr to replace that dumbshit Singletary.
Say hello to your 2010 Tour De France champion, Andy Schleck.
Where's Karen Kindness?
who the fuck steals pigeons
Where is Wales?
@SlappyFrog: ... and through the two-year-old duct-taped to that wall ...
Donovan never has gotten the respect he deserves
I've been in Philadelphia since 1984
Jesus, don't scare a Rivers-owning fantasy player like that!
You shouldn't duct tape me to a wall, Johnny. My parents duct-taped me to a wall once — once.
Like father like son.