That cat looks depressed. Being one of 16? We have 3 indoors and one outdoor and although they get along, they really hate each other. Unless they are cold or hungry. It's hard enough with these 4 rando's. Cotton said "Fuck the police" got on a scooter and left.

Cotton is brave. And is likely asleep in a house with a…

I was relieved to discover that this couple was not, in fact, my father-in-law and his wife, who usually have somewhere between 15-20 cats at a time (we've learned the hard way never to ask for an exact number).

Poly people hurt my brain. Sorry.

The question is: Why party until 1:30 when there's no booze? I mean, what's the point?

Tons and tons of blow.

tons and tons of blow.

It's when I see stuff like this that I feel the need to apologize on behalf of teenagers everywhere. We don't all suck, I promise!

How to finish a great story:

THAT's the one-eyed doll she hates?! I thought you meant something along these lines

Aww, Vincent's cute. How could anyone hate that face?

Hubby and BIL get along a little bit now. They were pretty close before the wedding, and not so much after. It was rough. We don't talk to SIL at all, and have only seen her twice after their wedding.

So many things to tell..I will try to sum it up but it is going to get long and weird.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

I'm pretty sure this is Jezebel's most important article to date.

"I caught crabs"

How can you miss the "woody" reference here? Seriously, how? SHE'S DRIVING A GOTDAM WOODY!!!

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#0.5 This Guy

If these commercials teach me anythings, its that I should pray for E.D. Apparently, once it stops working, you become resourceful, successful, in shape, and do a ton of fun leisure activities.