holy shit. I don't know who this Cameron Esposito person is, but my boyfriend looks exactly like her. And now I'm having all the pantsfeelings.

I keep trying to learn how to do this and it always looks like my face is dirty. Always. And I'm using the right color contour for my skin tone, too. I think it turns out much better when I just highlight, with no darker shade, and let real shadows be my contour. Secrets of the ages, here.

Stop. With. The Kontour. When it reads this harsh in photographs I can only imagine (with horror) how it appears in person. This does not look like the subtle interplay of shadow and light. It looks like white and burnt orange Behr Exterior Premium Plus.

Will buy when I hit up the drugstore later for my Friday night Almond Snickers.

Nobody knows the troubles she's seen.

Sorry, I guess.

2. Cut into strips and use as menstrual pads!

When Alessandra Stanley writes her autobiography, it should be called "How to Make a Black Woman Angry."

I agree. Out of all the reality tv couples out there, I really wanted this one to work, for their family to stay normal/abnormal. In tv interviews and such, I actually think Mama June has a good head on her shoulders . I don't find them nearly as annoying as the Chrisley's , the Housewivers, the Duggars, the Duck-ers,…

Good. Now she can start dating Wilford Brimley like in my fan fiction.

My thoughts exactly.

this story is just too full of the Ewwwwwws .

LOVE IS DEAD. (Not even really joking.)

Gabrielle Union is currently the keeper of the vial and they all defer to her. It's like Death Becomes Her.

reminds me of this

Yeah, I wonder. It probably depends on the rapper. I can't imagine Nicki Minaj, for example, rapping a verse that she didn't write or didn't have a big say in. Her lyrics generally convey her kooky persona.

no no, it was awesome. Bitchy and awesome are not mutually exclusive.

Anaconda video was way better, this one almost give me seizure.

From a marketing perspective, this is brilliant timing.