Kirk and Uhura
Something vulgar and slutty, to capitalize on the seething jealousy of the singles at the party you're going to.
Do you have fungus, BO or nasty looking toes from years of dancing or soccer? If not, I think most people would be ok with flip flops since your feet are dry.
Haha, I do the exact same thing! As soon as I sit down, Man Stance to claim that precious 2 square feet of space I paid 500 bucks for, MY SPACE my space my space my space my motherfuckin SPACE. Knees apart, feet on my footrest, elbows on my armrests. Long limbs do come in handy for claiming your space. But men will…
My most disgusting flight experience has to be when I was sitting across the aisle from some young frat boy type who proceeded to lick, chew, EAT and SUCK his fingernails and cuticles for the entire duration of the flight. The sound of his sucking nearly made me hurl. I thought about asking him to stop, but it became…
My grandmother's feet don't particularly smell, but she has constant fungal infections, which is HIGHLY comunicable. I don't want that anywhere near me. It seems like if we allow people that little bit of having thier feet on the floor, some asshole with stinky, rotting, fungal feet comes along and ruins it for…
Just be glad smoking on planes is illegal now. I had a guy chain smoke cigars next to me on a Boston to Milan flight.
Funnily, I've never had a bad flight experience. I did take a train ride once where there was a Vietnam vet who kept trying to get me drunk and sing Frank Sinatra songs with me, while occasionally crying and regaling me with stories of children he murdered under orders.
My biggest pet peeve in life is people that have no self-awareness (mostly occurring when people walk on the sidewalk and choose not leave enough room for the people coming the other direction). Lack of self-awareness, happens all too often on plane rides. Cases in point:
Do people have no backbone? Stand up for yourself. I have no shame in telling the kid behind me to stop kicking my chair, and I certainly would have no problem telling the person next to me to leave their shirt on, or not put their feet up on the seat.
True enough! I was once unfortunate enough to have to spend an entire academic year next to a male whose feet stank through his shoes. I'd like to think that the non-personal-space-invading feet aren't offending any olfactory nerves, but maybe they are.
Planes are torture chambers for neurotic people with OCD tendencies. People do the most disgusting things during flights and I just don't understand why.
The worst I had was a recently ( as in 5 weeks ago she was doing sex for crack)"reformed" prostitute that spent the entire 3 hour flight trying to win me over for Jesus. I didn't convert but I let her pray over me because 1. Her crack how stories were rad 2. she wasn't horrifyingly gross like the people in the story…
I go into what I think of as 'man stance' when I'm on an international flight. Basically, I position my knees directly underneath my side of the arm rests (I never go over - I'm very careful about that) and I sit with my arms positioned directly under my shoulders, headphones in (even if they aren't plugged into…
Some people have genuinely gross feet. I don't mind clean feet on a floor (Hell, I'm barefoot in my office right now) but there are some people who have feet that absolutely reek.
I'm sorry, the angry women hater site is around the corner. Just take a left on crazy street and follow the marching fedoras.
Just took a red-eye to Latin America Monday night and had one of the worst seatmates I've had in years. I'm totally cool with giving the armrest to the middle seat person, but dude pulled a "guy saving room for cat" and was leaning his leg on me in addition to having his arm totally over the armrest up against me the…
No. That is not okay. I may have been raised in the proud Canadian tradition of grimly ignoring acts of shameless, self-involved rudeness in the name of not wanting to cause a scene, but I would rather fight that barefooted asshole armed with nothing but a food tray and a neck pillow, and risk being dragged kicking…
Hahahaha! The one of the kid shitting in the aisle is great. (It's on their Instagram page) The parent(s) actually brought a portable potty as a carry-on for him to use.