The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.

think about it :

Called it.

but Bigfoot, Chupacabras, & Kim Kardashian......still real, RIGHT ??????

People who don't laugh at their kids are annoying. My friend NEV.ER. laughs at her son because he's such a fucking treasure.

All of the threats she's making are pretty commonly said to children in Ireland, possibly not even by her parents but the man taking you away if you don't behave yourself was used a lot when I was a kid.

Having a bit of experience with three year olds, I must say that they do occasionally hit in frustration. They're not the masters of self-control that we want them to be, and that is fine, and it doesn't mean they will become abusive. What concerned me were some of the threats she was making (the man will take you…

That mom is my kindred spirit. What the fuck is the point of pushing a melon out of your hoo-hah if you don't get to point and laugh when it grows up into a hilariously inept toddler?

The hell of it is, even if this was an accident and they tried to put the fire out immediately (unlikely, IMO) there's no way that anyone would believe them at this point.

Some of our police cars are equipped with an emergency kit that includes a fire extinguisher

He was murdered and the perpetrator will most likely get away with it. Now they want to inflict more pain on his family. My heart hurts so much for him and his family.

Locally, this whole situation is like rolling over a log in the woods and seeing what bugs and worms are all seething underneath. I've seen a lot of folks' true selves as this has unfolded. All the policewives on my Facebook feed are "la la la we can't hear you, police are nothing but angelic creatures, delete me…

FUCK. At this point, I think America, (especially the media) is doing everything in its power to troll, start shit and fuckery, and piss off all the people of color, just to see how much we can take. This is the cherry on top of the shit sundae, and it's not even Wednesday yet.

dear everyone in charge in ferguson,

Fuck everything. What sociopath sets a memorial on fire?

Damn it, it comes out just after the birthday of somebody who would love it. Putting it on their Xmas list.

IT WILL BE MINE. OH YES, IT WILL BE MINE.

it's tough work, but someone's gotta do it.

I thought she claimed the surgeons weren't able to create her a third nipple? So she had one tattooed on…