Glad to see that in trying to stiff you on the tip she accidentally gave you extra, that's some good karma payback.

I can't remember the last time I saw someplace take American Express...

Lol I was in 6th grade and our teacher turned on the radio when the verdict announced, then told the class that this would be our "where were you when JFK was shot" moment.

I was working as a cocktail waitress at a place that also served dinner, and I had a table of about a dozen people one night who were going to dine and then stay for the show. At the beginning of dinner the woman who appeared to be the coordinator waved at me and said they'd be paying with a company credit card, and…

Lol I had a craft day at my house recently and I only had provided medium gloves. Someone mentioned they may not fit and I said "oh come on, just OJ them on."

The Doctor always struck me as more of an Armani guy. Maybe Boss, but certainly never Dior.

These stories confuse me because don't you have your license in your wallet? And don't you carry your wallet everywhere? Wouldn't she need her wallet for this conference thing? Do they keep their license on a nightstand and make a decision about whether to bring it every time they leave the house?

Daaaaaaaaaamn. Are you sure she wasn't a cousin-rigged overpaid administrator or something? (please don't let her be teaching kids please don't let her be teaching kids please don't let her be teaching kids...)

the worst part is, i am pretty sure i recall correctly that it was a teacher's conference. so she was broke too, and she wasn't supposed to be quite that stupid

ugh, "OUT OF TOWN" guy reminds me of a lady who tried to check in to the hotel i used to work at.

this guy suddenly bursts into the room, dramatically waltzes up to us, and demands to know if we'd "seen his assistant."

You know, rarely do I feel the need to ask for a different table then the one I've been given. Maybe I'll ask to be near the windows if the place isn't crowded, but I can't imagine what could be so wrong with 4 different tables in one restaurant.

Ahh... Monday lunch, BCO, some vodka... life is good... now if i only had the vodka...

Instead of punching her in the face, like I wanted to, I said, "how 'bout I don't charge you for the haircut, and we'll call it even?"

This feature is the best thing about Mondays.

But! Does he sell monogrammed coffee thermoses?

EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.

Why do you do this to me, so close to my lunch time and with no monies for sushi.

:C :C :C :C :C :C