cheers.

Somehow I don't think you get the real joke they're making.... . This was just Futurama taking a stab at Dimaggio voicing both Bender and Jake.

"...you get drunk and full at the same time, and that is a marvelous feeling."

I kind of hope it ends up like Shoshanna's attempt. Sorry for Marina but come on.

[weave vs wig vs extension comment!]

And black women everywhere shrug it off, knowing that this could just possibly be a "quick weave" which gives the illusion of a short haircut and allows you to go from long to short without actually cutting.

And you want more metal music in your sperm. I get it.

You know what though? That double pack cereal was tasty shit. You know what else was fucking awesome?

And they are all witches... or ghosts... or possibly even ghost witches...

Aniston's dress is made out of a horribly unforgiving fabric. I think it would make anyone look preggo.

I've been convinced for a while now that Lada Gaga is losing the plot and this pretty much seals the deal. She's also living up to her stage name, since *gaga* can also mean irrational and mentally confused. It's too bad, really, because it's not like she's devoid of talent: I've certainly enjoyed a lot of her music,…

I skimmed the article and all I took from it was LG screaming "Look! I'm still edgy and relevant. LOOK AT ME!"

Lady Gaga's increasingly daft and desperate attempts to be "shocking" and "thought-provoking" have reached a new nadir .... It sounds like her atonal mewling,

It's very problematic. Her empathy and activism only ever seems to extend to the people paying the bills and holding her up as an "icon"

I am ready for the cultural recycling plant known as Gaga to go away now.

Gaga:

She has a "knowing how to make good music problem." That demo is the biggest pile of shit I've heard in a while.

I read your earlier post, and agree. I've since thought of some metal I would like to see on Colbert, and I'd go Lamb of God. Ghost isn't bad, but I lean gnarlier.

Exactly, you're still tasting it. My boyfriend is only the second guy I've ever given a blow-job too, and I was very skittish and inexperienced about it he was shocked that I swallowed. I told him that it was just easier and less messy, though I will clarify this was post him getting tested for anything and…

It's rude!