This. I book a venue and once in a while we have a national touring act come through that wants local support instead of bringing their own touring support. I always like getting the chance to hook up a local band with a touring band, because I think it will be good for them to play in front of a bigger crowd than…

I'd have sex with Tim Curry in Legend if that counts.

Obviously. Pseudo-goth is the obvious direction for age appropriate at 28.

I mean, people are eating their placenta, I guess we can't be too surprised by this.

Same. I was laid off twice, but feel blessed everyday that I get to go to my current amazing job that I am wanted/needed at. I have so many friends that are un or under employed. It's so tough out there.

I find it interesting that you need to say that they're "happy" in order to defend the behavior. Few people I knew like this in college—male or female—were, in fact, anything resembling happy.

I'm of the opinion that circumcision is getting kind of ridiculous. Nobody's in hospitals all: "Shit we gotta cut off these labia majora coz they'll get all cheesy smelling and plus this vadge will totally look WEIRD and she won't get any head."

I don't have a penis but this topic, I assure you, is incredibly important to me. It really hurt that, after deciding to leave my son intact, that friends and family bombarded me with unwanted half-truths and myths like, "He will be ridiculed in the locker room! Women don't like it! He will get all kinds of infections…

I love rhubarb and strawberry pie by the way. I remember trying it for the first time when a friend from New York made it for me as a wee girl. I'd never heard of it, thought it must be an East Coast thing? I ate the shit out of that pie.

The rhubarb lady's voice is classic. It's so hilariously bad it could only come from a comedy show. I don't believe this is actually her voice, it can't be.

That said, that's a whole lot of fighting over rhubarbs.

One more thing, that fence may not actually be the border of property. I think in some places it has to…

Yes, yes, yes. When I put my lipstick on (which isn't often), people notice. I wear Ruby Woo or Lady Danger — they are incredible.

A Little Princess is the bomb! Would still rank it amongst my favorite films, it was so beautifully shot and that scene where Sara stands at the open window with the snow playing in the background, is one of the best ever.

I feel like someone should stage an intervention for him, Burton and Helena Bonham Carter, because they all do far and away their best work when they're not working with each other. I'd love to see some Benny and Joon era Depp, and some more Fight Club era Bonham Carter!

Johnny Depp is semi-close to quitting acting after the failure of The Lone Ranger.

...and maybe try not doing redface. Pro tip: not cool.

Here's an idea, Johnny Depp: Instead of "quitting acting," why don't you try playing a different character than the one you've been playing over and over for the last decade?

Pretty sure Prince George is the official"royal crier" in the family now!

Good work trying to be the center of the art world while imprisoning open homosexuals. Way to know your audience, chief.

Come on you have to admit it was brilliant to have the school for the deaf win.