As a Maiden fan, I’ve bought as much of this beer to share with my friends as I could afford. I actually like it but yeah, it’s not the best ever.

YES GURL. OMG this is gorgeous.

Yup. I don’t think I ever recovered. 31 and still terrified of being pushed in a closet while people chant “fat”. THANKS, KIDS.

I was told I should shave my legs since the 3rd grade. I begged my mom to let me but she wouldn’t until I was in the 6th grade (using Nair). I got holla’d at by grown men starting around 12. I was called “fat” and made fun of by other kids as young as 8, but looking back at my pictures, I was perfectly normal. I think…

“...grows back every time she has intercourse with a different guy...”

That is some cruel nasty bullshit.

Kinda makes me sad.. I remember shopping here with my girlfriends in college. Their stuff was always too expensive for what it was, but it was still kinda fun.

If 420 is the best day of your year, I kind of pity you. I love to drink, but it’s not like “drunk day” (AKA St. Patrick’s Day) is the best day of my year..

Nice tour diary!! Surprised they didn’t hit up the Sidebar in Baltimore n this tour, but I’m sure they’ve been there before.

Anything with LDR automatically gets a big fucking “no” from me. Like, such a big no that I won’t even entertain maybe possibly watching or listening. NO. NO NO NO. Go back to the depths of mumblegroan hell from whence you came.

Yeah but Raini Rodriguez is in it, and she’s adorable!

Holy shit, I had no idea it went so deep!!

FUCKING GORGEOUS. When I get my house I’m buying all that dark red shit for my parlor. IT’S LIKE BLOOD DECANTERS.

My mom used to buy Avon from friends because she felt bad for them. They always seemed desperate to make a sale. Not sure if it’s because Avon treated them badly or if it was some kind of pyramid scheme or what.

Hahahaha, sorry boo, he has a girlfriend.. but we can all admire from afar!

MT

Hmmmm fairly accurate, but needs more spikes, and I think I was the only one wearing eyeliner!

He’s also a really nice person. I hope he wins!!

I was once almost carried away by the singer of a popular (lol) folk metal band. He came up to me and just grabbed me, dude was huge and I’m only 5’1” so it caught me off guard. I still really dig their album, but he almost carried me to his tour bus. Luckily I was helped out by my band members.

What IS this shit.