JESUS CHRIST GET IT OFF HIM!

Actually yeah, the current season sucks big time.

Shhhh!

RuPaul’s been doing this on her show for years, and it’s way more entertaining than a bunch of celebrities pretending to sing. Ugh.

Nut paste.. nut... paste.....

You can. Keeblers makes them under different names!

But Samoas tho’...

Stolen. Reposted.

I never got into this show as a kid, but I'll always remember Dwayne's glasses! I wanted a pair! I think I always felt like the show was geared toward older kids (I was born in 84) so I wasn't mature enough to appreciate it. I really think we need more shows like this, now.

I keep thinking I can’t dislike him more, but then I see something like this and I’m surprised.

Boring music. Can't get into it. She's a good dancer, tho', probably end up on broadway or something. So that's pretty cool.

I wore the gothiest goth dress I could find from Torrid for my prom. Nobody stole my look. Nobody had THE GUTS.

Yeah, and GREAT quality too!!

I wore the prettiest highest laciest fucking heels I could and damned if every blister wasn't worth it because damn them shoes was fresh.

Anytime! Us lasses have to stick together, aye? (Said the obviously not-Scottish Spanish lady.)

It wasn't very expensive, either! I got it from these guys called St. Kilda. Their website isn't up yet, but you can e-mail them and they'll help you out! Mine was around just $99!

I married into a family with English/Scottish ancestry, so we all bought matching kilts. My hostess kilt (long pleated skirt) is f'ing FIERCE.

Yeah, the GIRLS need discipline. It's not like they had any help becoming pregnant or anything.

I wish we had one of these when I got married, but it was way easier to just tell people "we have everything, money is fine!". Didn't stop someone from giving us a decorative brick, but I still have that brick.. also, my David's Bridal dress is awesome! On sale for less than $400 and it was exactly what I wanted.…

Oh I miss this comic so hard..