I was recently in a wedding where the bride referred me to an Etsy shop for the bridesmaid dress. They sold knock-off Henkaa dresses made in China. She assured me that the store was ok. Ordered, never got it, shop disappeared, money gone. $65 wasted. Learned my lesson, lemme tell ya.

Interesting, I didn't know that!

I feel you, and I went to art school. D:

This kind of irritates me, as a performer, because she says she's not comfortable performing in front of people. That is TOTALLY fine, but her whole "turn my back to the audience" schtick is irritating. I dunno. She's free to do what she wants and her fans can buy into it but it feels unnecessarily dumb.

I've had 1st generation females whose families believe that tampons will de virginize them so they only get monster pads if anything.

This is awesome. I didn't know about the ama! I'd love to learn more!

Egh, no way. Sweet pickles are disgusting.

I get what Rivera was saying. Some people DO shower a lot (I married a white guy, too), but sometimes it's because they sweat a lot. You don't need to shower every single day, or twice a day. Apparently that's gross to some people, but it really isn't, and it's better for your skin and hair. Especially if you have…

I don't particularly like Dr. Phil, but I'm totally on board the shame train. I've known girls like this (haven't we all?) and maybe I'm totally going zero to bitch myself, but watching a 19 year old bully get told that she's too scared to not be horrible is kind of glorious.

Last night I drank vodka and pickle juice. Close enough?

My husband's feminist tendencies are the biggest turn-on. Lemme tell ya. Nothing gets me going like when he encourages me to follow my dreams.

I just can't anymore with people who try and say stuff like "wait for the facts" or "you don't know". Way to call over a dozen women liars.

I'm 100% done with Piper and Alex. Everyone else is way more entertaining. More Red, Taystee and Crazy Eyes, plx.

Right there with ya, buddy.

I had no issue with kids at my wedding. It felt weird to exclude them. We had a church wedding, but I'm used to hearing babies in church.

OMG Aladdin was SO NICE to me, my first time at Disney World! I was in Morocco and everyone was watching the bellydancing outside. I went into the gift shop and saw him talking to the lady working the register. I suddenly went "Oh my god it's Aladdin!" (I was 21, by the way), and he jumped into character, put his arm…

Ugh. The lemonade diet. I had a friend who swore by this, then later admitted to being anorexic. I was going to give it a try when my husband said it was "anorexia light" and I realized how stupid I was being. This "cleanse" does nothing.

Ugh. I never liked Madonna, but she's treading into hatred territory.

I wish we could use the term Mestizo, which is literally a mixture of Spanish and Native. My dad is Native and my mom is from Spain, so when I have to check off the boxes, I put "Hispanic" as ethnicity, and "Native American" as race. Yes, lately there are two distinctions. They're getting really detailed!

He's not Hispanic, he's Spanish, which is European. Not even a mixed Spanish person, either. He's 100% white.