"...nothing is true till it is & he's thru."

Fuck you.

She is so beautiful and inspiring. As a fellow first generation American, she makes me proud!

I'm going to watch the fuck out of this. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN.

This is the first time I've heard any of these, EXCEPT "All About That Bass", which I discovered after the Star Wars parody.

"Head down, booty up. That's the way we like it, whuuut? She's slicker than an oil spill. She say she won't bit I bet she will."

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Except they're not stopping you from showing up. It's $10 a month. If you're not gonna show up once a month at least, that's your business but I don't see why I wouldn't use a gym if I were paying for it.

That was the only way I could do it, but that was about 5 years ago. Hopefully they've changed?

I was a member of Gold's in Manassas and it was INSANE trying to get out of my contract. I finally had to cancel my credit card and they left me alone. Also, Golds isn't any better than PF,and they're more than twice as expensive. Screw that.

I feel like the purposefully use the least appetizing candy in the world to encourage people NOT to eat them. Tootsie Rolls are gross. They're also there in case anyone gets low blood sugar attacks, which happens quite often (to me, anyway, and it makes me very sick.)

I love PF. I have a free membership ($20 a month with $20 credit from my insurance). I go in and there are plenty of machines (clean, too!) and equipment. I've never seen pizza, but I have seen a lot of overweight and old people working out. That, to me, is awesome. It's encouraging. I find it condescending to say…

Same here. It's awesome.

Mine too. I find this kind of thinking really condescending. "They give you pizza so obviously you don't work out!" Come on. I go in and people are working out. If there is pizza (I've never seen it..) nobody is making you eat it. The way I see it, I've got a free gym membership ($20 a month and I get a $20 credit…

I know a lot of people don't like her, but I actually feel the same way about Kim. She's got measurements similar to mine and I can't think of many other women who are considered "sex objects" with a big jiggly butt like ours. (No, Jennifer Lopez doesn't count, her butt isn't that big and she's super fit.)

No.

Glee is still on TV? Ugh. I thought that shit ended years ago.

That was pretty fucking glorious. Do I even need to watch this show, now?

What a bunch of stupid shits.

I have faith that she's young and she doesn't realize a lot of the stuff that's wrong with the world, yet. I remember being 17 and thinking "feminists hate men, lol" because I was young and dumb and didn't realize that having my ass slapped by boys in high school was not okay.

It's not their fault they're cute. Stop discriminating against pretty people!