I'd need an example, but, as a Christian, I'm totally into brutal lyrics. I think it's because I see it as fiction. I'm not sure about Christian death metal, but maybe it's because they can relate to the lyrics?

1) Only very early on, because I'd get hit on.

No, but thank you! That's flattering!

Not as far as I'd like.

Me. He needs to eat more fiber.

1. At no point in my training. I never had much training, to be honest. I had a few lessons and that's it. I got into metal after college.

I'm glad you like it!! My love of metal came from my brother. He was big into metal in the 80's and I kept all the music he left when he moved out. The Wayne's World soundtrack was my childhood.

We once played at a bunker in the middle of a ravine in WV full of roaches. The people there were great and I was asked to be in a threesome. One of our best shows, really!

No, we play what we love! Some of our songs are more "rock", some are even acoustic. We like to branch out.

We're not big enough for groupies yet, but I'm waiting. Bring on the ladies!

Perhaps you'll take a look at our latest video, then. It features one of our less brutal tracks. :)

Paella. I love cooking Spanish food. My mom is Catalan so I like introducing my friends to this culture through food.

VERY often. I myself am not white. My dad is a Pipil native from El Salvador so I'm not just the band's token chick I'm also our token minority. Also, my drummer's boyfriend is black so he's usually there to back us up!

I don't think we're big enough to get groupies. Yet. (Ladies?)

I have no idea!! I didn't even know it was so popular there until recently!

1. You'd be fine. We have plenty of people in your demographic at our shows because they appreciate our old-school style.

Come meet me in real life and we'll find out!

Room temperature water.

"I'm so sweaty. I hope nobody tries to hug me."

I have, but I've never invoked anything. I'm a Catholic, so Demonology has always fascinated me.