As a metal musician, haircuts of any kind will make me LESS likely to do sex with you. Personally, I get a trim once a year just to remove the split ends. Anything more is against my rules. LET IT GRO, BROS!

That was perfect. I am ready for her! Seriously though, did Kenan never see the Queens of Comedy??

That's exactly what my husband did. OH YEAH.

I love it!! Mixed race people totally happened back then and I love finally seeing stories with them! AND MALFOY PLAYS AN ASSHOLE, AGAIN!? OH GOD I AM THERE!!!

It's possible that it's real. I want to think it's real because I too have massive booty in comparison to my waist. 27" waist to 41" hips. It happens. VIVA LA BOOTY.

That Kim K photo and Kanye's response is like... any night my husband is working late. I don't like either but I thought that was kinda cute.

Ughhhhhh this is the kind of bullshit women in metal are being compared to.. sad panda girl writing pop-ish songs while dressing goth. Gaddamn it.

I don't think it's less make-up, I think it's more natural though. Apparently, her skin is blotchy from childhood blemishes so she's at least wearing a full face of foundation. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

How did his mouth get smaller? o_O

That just looks really painful. Gurl, get yo'self some Clarks!

My buddy (a dude hockey fan) was like, "this is why I watch women's sports". Well... okay, whatever gets them through the door! I love hockey! Go ladies!!

Thanks for giving me another reason to hate men, today.

Some people have bad taste?

I'm on team Martha, here. If I had to choose where to eat, I'd definitely pick the cupcake queen over Paltrow! I mean shit, have you seen Martha's magazine's Halloween issues?? I pick that shit up EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

This already happened, and it's called Made in America.

Best Tuesday!

I am ashamed of the fact that we need the first lady to remind us that we should drink water.

Girl, mine is so big they had to shoot the music video in wide screen.

Our sexy hair must be generating electricity!