Why you gotta call up Brock? That shit's painful!

Another designer who makes clothes to flatter sizes 0-4. Thanks. 'preciate it.

I love this woman so very much.

I'm glad people are warming up to him, at least a little. This is the kind of "just STFU and love your neighbor" Catholicism my family has always been behind.

I can not laugh hard enough at this or I will start crying.

Okay, you're gonna have to dig way deeper then that if you want to convince me that calling a kid a "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" doesn't make you the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

I truly hate every single piece of music that Willow releases. To a degree I can't even measure. It makes me want to push children. Nothing should make me want to harm a child.

Why is it that when they announced this remake with Willow Smith, I was against it, but suddenly my mind has done a 360 and I am totally on board...

At this point, I'm pretty sure that my liver has been pickled. Someday, I'll leave it to my successor, and he or she will eat it to absorb it's power.

The fact that she and her husband are divorced seriously devastated me. THEY WERE SO PERFECT. WHY, GOD, WHY?

Every time I see them on people I wish I could squeeze them out. I know this is gross, believe me.

I saw the school girl clip and all I can think is "kill this with fire, please".

Not surprising. My parents are pretty much depending on me to care for them, which they've been saying FOR YEARS. My dad is the first to say that daughters are way more loyal than sons (though that's just from his own personal experience) and they continue to spoil me. I don't mind. I love my parents and I'll probably…

I love Gina Torres, but I think she'd make a much better Queen Hippolyta. Someone who could guide Wonder Woman and all of the Amazons. I mean, I'd kill for a Wonder Woman movie either way. Just make the freaking movie, already.

Why can't Madonna just go away? Why, God?

My old job used to have a height/weight bonus every 3 months. If you made it, you would get some extra money in your paycheck. This was a job that required us to wear a uniform, so I didn't really mind and I worked hard to keep that height/weight ratio, but it was pretty unfair considering that we had to wear uniforms…

Good God this man is unfairly hot. I don't care who judges me, Superman is fucking SUPERMAN.

And do they also provide petite sizes? I'm only 5' tall! Gimme gimme gimme!

Ahahahahahahahahaha! I can't even handle this! "Jewtopia"!! Who's idea?? I can't.. holy shit...!!

She did what she felt is right and she might have saved thousands of lives for speaking the truth she had to live through. It's a shame she had to show the consequences, but I admire her strength and bravery.