Well, he won. He won the world.

WAH. Why don't I get Starz!?

Yeah, Depp. Lone Ranger tanked because reviewers are meanies. It has nothing to do with the fact that you're an ignorant fuck and refuse to admit that your racist ideas were dumb as shit.

You are not queen of the gays, Gaga. That title goes to Cher.

I think I hated it on principal. I loved the original and seeing it re-made angered me for no particular reason other than NOBODY STEALS HAYLEY MILLS THUNDER.

Every time someone I know has a baby, I send them one of these:

I'll be honest. If I had her figure, I'd probably do the same. Except, I'd probably do some kind of sci fi theme.

Uh, yes please? Sounds like me, except I'm a lady. :/ It's hard to work out insecurities when you were the fat kid AND a girl..

How anyone is surprised that a movie starring Lindsay Lohan turned out bad is beyond me. Even when people said she had a future, it was because she played herself; a boring vapid white female teenager. Sorry, but Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded? Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen? Freaky Friday? Ugh.

Needs more metal. Nothing gets me running like power metal. Just imagine being chased by werewolves!

This is true, but I intend on ruling with absolute tyranny.

Not if they see those "girl clothes" piling up, but I see your point.

If I am someday doomed with spawn, they will be raised in an environment of comic books so it shouldn't be too difficult to get them hooked on the good stuff early.

Easy solution - buy your girl the boy clothes. I'd much rather have worn a superhero t-shirt than something that says I'm not good at math.

Very much this.. "Oh no, I'm still an extremely attractive blonde white American girl! Everything I know is a lie!"

Looks cute. I love how none of the things she does seem particularly "sinful" (as in, they hurt yourself or others), but are just little things outside of her comfort zone. Seems like it might be fun.

As a singer I gotta worry about how pretty my voice is. Well, it's metal, so I'll say "brutal" instead. Please don't try and tell me being a vocalist doesn't mean I'm not a musician, because that is silly. It's not like I said "I wanna be in a band and be the only girl!" I just so happen to be in a band with dudes,…

We do this very often. Tonight we'll be opening for Pentagram, and then in a few months, Overkill. Let me know if you need another band! XD

She sounds like someone who's just talking, bored, into a microphone. I do not get it.

Exactly. Also, Lana Del Rey is terrible.