I loved her books!!

No lie, as soon as I began wearing lipstick to work, people began noticing me. Every day someone says SOMETHING. I'm also a POC (year-round-tan variety) with big lips and I love showing them off. In high school, I wore the most OBNOXIOUS colors; Ruby Woo red from Mac and BLACK from Black Radiance. I love my lips.…

I love this %&$*ing show so much.. lol

I refuse to pronounce his name as "Bay-ner". Child, pleez.

I work in DC. I have costumes. I could totally start doing this outside of the White House on my lunch break.

Squats, deadlifts, ect. It can be done. Go forth and work that booty!

If they don't make a full-fat version, I ain't buyin'.

Thanks for bringing your actual experience. I've never been, so it's better to hear from people who have.

"Did someone say home birth?"

The English have this birthing shit down, man.

As much as I'd love to visit Qatar for the World Cup, I don't think I could go to a country where being gay is considered a criminal offense.

Internet trolls:
Destroying the dreams of teenage girls since 1994.

You can freeze fruit. Whenever strawberries go on sale, I cut them up and freeze them in ziploc bags.

It depends, really. If you've got diabetes, it's true, you gotta limit your fruit intake. If you want to lose weight, limiting your sweet fruits is a good idea. But there are fruits with much less sugar, like avocados, that will really help with weight loss. And if you don't have weight to lose, or much to lose, fruit…

Actual comment with some humor sprinkled in. Both cars really are in my name because my credit is better and we got a better rate. (His is second, tho'. Tee hee!)

This kinda shit pisses me off. Not only am I great at buying cars, but we have both cars in my name because my credit is better. WHAT NOW, MEN.

His horrific scream summed up my feelings.

She was brought to a gypsy doctor by her mother to have her vaginal opening stitched closed with thorns without any anesthesia.

Remember this?
Me neither.