I’m not saying I’d hit it, but if it’s self-aware I would approve. Like, be that ridiculous, you magnificent assholes. LEAN IN.

I’m a 37 year old man who would knock you on your fucking ass in a heartbeat if you had the stones to say anything you’ve said to my face. Seriously, you wouldn’t get out of that conversation with all of your teeth, fuckboy.

As long as they’re both consenting adults, who tf are you to judge?

I swear to Christ if there isn’t a ton of dong in this film I will burn down the theater. 

Totally agree on point three. I’m not a business owner, but as someone who uses reviews to make decisions, it’s rare that a single bad review is going to put me off something. I’m well aware that there are drama queens running around on the internet who either exaggerate their experience or who were part of the…

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Just hide yo credit cards first!

If they get rid of David for any reason, SO HELP ME GOD.

Move over Rupaul’s Drsg Race, ITKWD is seriously the queerest show on television. My roommate and I are addicted to it.

But how do you stop yourself from a TSV or an easy pay?

I find QVC highly entertaining at times. It is was also one of the few places I was able to find well made wide calf boots.

If you’re not watching In the Kitchen with David, I don’t know what to tell you.

Hi, my name is FionaAnne & I’m a Dooney & Bourke addict. (Yes, even though Frederic Bourke is doing/did time for bribery & has sketchy ties to Eastern European oil oligarchs.)

I love QVC. (Strokes cat in lap, while encased in Carole Hochman jammies sipping a smoothy made with a today’s special value Vitamix.)

TBH this is really what men think when they see it

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

Any dude who asks me to close my eyes and then tickles me in the ribs, can explain what happened to his dick at the hospital.

Hard agree. He was great— I picked him for the first impression rose in fantasy— and he gets dropped while TICKLEMONSTER and The Fucking Waboom Dude get to stay? I understand that the latter is 100% a producer plant, but Jesus, come onnnnn. Also, I like Josiah as of now, but I think cray or not, he might be too…