SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.

COUNTERPOINT:

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

sorry

this was my shit

Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

Doesn’t matter. They give out a Nobel for economics every year. There are lots of Nobel-winning economists, but he specifically told her to go ask the one that is her husband. There is a whole long history of women not being allowed to do anything without the permission of their husbands. THAT is why this is a deeply…

GUACAGHAZI

Sir. SIR. It is an African-American mark. Sir.

Kilometers? Sorry, I’m an American; how many gallons is that?

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

And my axe!

And my bow.

Who the hell just lets a fart fly in a restaurant like it’s nothing? I’ll run to the bathroom if I have to.

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

As a paleo food hipster I wanted to try them. As a bottom I thank you for the warning.

I persist in believing there isn’t such thing as a decent cup of hot leaf water.