Also, Maryann should be more concerned about her church’s record of molestation.

Why the heck is someone’s mom writing for the student paper?  

You’re correct.

Retail stores did it to themselves. If they did a better job of creating a positive in-store experience and quality product, we would all be more inclined to shop there. J. Crew is expensive, low quality, and their stores here in NYC are so snobby you’d think you were walking into Barney’s.

Sept 2015: my mother and I met in New Orleans for a long weekend to celebrate her birthday. I lived, at the time, a nearby college town deep in Cajun country. I took the train in. It was beautiful, cutting through lush, spooky swampland.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

I knew that bubblebutt was reminding me of something far worse, something that had made me retch before, but couldn’t think of it. So, thanks?

Yeah I agree with badmutha on this. Goop actually has a nice booty, this pic just isn’t flattering.

I believe it was Margaret Cho who said (and I’m quoting this from memory):

In truth, all of him is one big ass. However, I have wasted at least 5 or 6 minutes of my life I will never get back studying a clip a bit longer than this one and when he flops face first into the bed of the truck, it just looks like a regular bum. Also, as he stands up, the “ bubble” goes back to normal. So no, it’s…

Could it be fart air? Please say yes so my Year 7 sense of humour can continue giggling.

Maybe he was just “presenting”to a potential mate the way baboons do?

Oh my god, Becky.

There are occult messages being sent.*

Our boy was adopted under similar circumstances—tossed in the bushes of a turn-out in a national park (so no, no houses for miles, did not wander away, was litter trained, loved people, loved dogs, definitely not feral—just a six month old black kitten who was juuuust getting out of that “omg so cute and baby!”…

I always thought Peter was playing her to become the Next bachelor, but after watching him knowing that this is three months out, I take it back.