Oh god I’ve just had a dark thought... is this the new version of the beard? Screw the months and months of staged coffee buying and laughing on the beach... just whip up an erection and sexually harass a women, boom, same core message in the papers.

the best one i’ve heard was (from Twitter) “she always looks like she’s trying to pretend that she’s not drunk while asking the pet shop cashier for 8 beagles”

I highly recommend Leslie Marmon Silko. Ceremony was part of my senior year AP English curriculum and to this day is still one of the most stunning books I’ve ever read.

It’s almost like men suck.

EVGENIA WAS ROBBED.

FAMILY FUCKING VALUES!!!!

Berklee is corny and your son is going to wind up as a smooth jazz musician. Nobody sets out to be a smooth jazz musician.

You have presented what sounds like seriously effective self care.

Watch Black Panther twice. Problem solved.

If it was Harry on the motorcycle it’d look hip, modern, and cool.

Thank you. You know these people would make every single moment of that shit show unbearable. I can already see the bride atop the antique penny farthing she spent an hour trying to mount without ruining her duct tape wedding dress side eyeing her new grandmother-in-law for refusing to put on the bowler hat and hold…

Nope. They are denied. No brunch, no Crate and Barrel registry, no tasting-spoon wedding cake, no chalkboard paint, no mason jar salad bar, no synchronized wedding party perfomances.

My people did not bring avocados from Mexico to America for this shit.

I was thinking this exactly. I thought I’ve worn this dress (of course not a Versace) in the 90's. Everything about this screams, done. I just think this diminishes actresses. Everyone is in casual clothes, looking I don’t know WARM and she looks like a blowup doll.

Yeah. I was aiming for delicacy but it seems rather rude.

“Blame the victim” is wrong when the harm was done by another human being. When the harm is done by a force of nature that everyone should know about, it’s a different story.

This site takes some sort of glee in willfully misrepresenting this case.

Farmed salmon is also not a good choice. Coho, chinook, and copper river salmon are more expensive, but that is because they are sustainably caught and fisherman actually make decent money on them. Wild Alaskan salmon is also one of the healthiest fish around, with super low mercury levels. Farmed salmon typically has…