45?

If you’re “interesting ugly” there will always be someone who thinks of you as an 8+. People have types, and those types are often nothing to do with conventional ideas of attractive.

Those puppies are white, so he’s probably fine with them.

It is different. She was telling her he was still alive without having any basis in fact.

I’m in the midwest and I’m always alarmed when I travel to the coasts how courtesy just goes out the window.

Listen, if there is a butt plug of unknown origin just laying around on the bus, any questions concerning it’s owner or purpose are fair game.

Well, I grew up there and lived there for more than 40 years (moved out about six or seven years ago). While that might have been true when I was a kid, it’s less so now. Almost every neighborhood has been changes/integrated, etc. either through design (government housing programs, the CHA’s “Plan for Transformation”…

The way Diddy dresses I bet Stevie wishes he could un-see what he was wearing.

Monogamous and non-monogamous people don’t mix.

Pictured: What Superman should really look like. Take notes, comic book artists.

Well to be fair, it seems like his boner is writing at least part of his review.

Our friendship is safe.

Please let Drew Magary help.

The Faulkner v. Hemingway debate lives.

covfefe. B - U - T - H - E - R - E - M - A - I - L - S. covfefe.

Huh...I’ve never had an “awww” moment that included Vultures...

I guess after Dad throws up in your mouth, two-day old road kill doesn’t seem so bad.

Well, I know what issue just rocketed to #2 on the GOP agenda, right behind stripping vulture chicks of health insurance

“They took turns sitting on the egg till it hatched and now are feeding it by throwing up in its mouth”

As a perfect Gen Xer, let me say: You sicken me with your millenial millenializing.