I DUNNO AUNT DEB, WHERE’S YOURS? ALL I SEE IS A GIANT GAPING BUTTHOLE WITH LIPSTICK SMEARED ALL OVER IT! >:(

Compare this passage from your blog post:

well plated.

Atlee Bay sounds like it should be the name of a Midwest airport store that sells luggage and pashminas.

The fact that we’re actually having (and apparently, are somehow losing) a debate about whether all children deserve healthcare is a sign how completely broken a society we are.

Jealous of Michelle is what is fueling the Obama book industry’s attempt at throwing dirt at Barrack. The same industry that justified giving Milo a book contract. Never forget who these people really are.

I agree, but I don’t think suing him will stop him. Trump was buried in litigation for decades and it has barely interfered with his life.

While I know a comedy about this sort of thing was already in the works even before this happened, what I want to see is a *horror* movie based on it. The trashier, the better. Except without zombies (House of the Dead, I’m looking askance at you). Werewolves or any other type of were would be good. A bunch of humans…

Meanwhile, at JazzFest, even though it was the last day, I heard Zydeco, swamp rock, Kermit Ruffin’s tribute to Louis Armstrong and some gutbucket blues. I ate Shrimp and Grits, Shrimp Creole, Smoked Turkey and Alligator Sausage Gumbo, Begniets and Mango Freeze, washed down with iced and hot Cafe au Lait. I made a…

How do you know the murder scenes were scavenged — not perpetrated —
 not perpetrated by the interns . . . they NEEDED those mattresses.

I’m going to go full on ad-hominem here: This man and his family are completely predictably vile, basic, trash. Of course he was in the military. Of course his mother is a retired educator who now runs a “crafts” retreat for other women. Of course it took her years to separate from Mr Oliver, who of course spent eight…

Acid definitely is a time deal.

I’ve come to the realization that I’ve become too selfish for kids over the course of my 20s (turn 30 next year). I spent a large portion of my time from 9-18 years old taking care of younger cousins and my sister. That was more than enough. I’d be down to babysit so actual parents can take a break, cuz i love kids.…

Dogs and cats will fulfill that same feeling. My dog still learns new things and he’s almost 9.

I had a woman tell me when i worked in retail (while her three kids ran aroumd screaming) that her and her husband weren’t meant to be parents. Apparently they weren’t meant to use condoms or the pill either.

When you divide up chores, you have to let go. If you say “hey, you clean the bathroom and I’ll do laundry,” you cannot get pissed that the bathroom is not cleaned to your standards or feel slighted because you do a much better job of laundry than she does or the bathroom - and that you would do a better job cleaning…

attachment parenting versus arming children with machetes

It’s more that a million little pieces of information are passed to women via a social pipeline—information that is generally not passed to men.

Hey, all of you that don’t want kids - that’s cool.

Every article like this I read puts me further and further and further away from wanting to have children, because the only positive thing you ever heard is “oh, it’s the most rewarding thing you can ever do!!” Really? REALLY?!